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Cosmo_K
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Name: Cosmo
Gender: Male
Interests: I like creating new schemes everyday, hmm, just to mention a few: A make your own pizza pie restaurant, a roll-out tie dispenser, wallpaper that looks like wood, a rubber oil blatter inside of the oil tank, and the game of global domination, Risk
Expertise: Creating new schemes to rip America off big time...big time, and the game of global domination, Risk
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Textiles
Message: message me
Member Since:
2/3/2005
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| I have an amazing story to tell you folks but I'm just not in the writing mood right now, maybe its the 2 bottles of Merlot that makes me feel like I dont want to type, or maybe its the neighbors having redneck white trash fights outside of their trailors on TV, anywho, I'm out, kids, I hope you guys are all throwing classic parties........
The K-Man | | |
| Heyyyyyyy! The K-man's back! Well if your wondering where I've been, I'll tell you with this next sentence. I've been at a fantasy baseball camp kickin it with the Yankees. And, if you're wondering why I'm back soooo soon, I'll tell you with this next sentence. I was up at the pitchers mound and I was really throwing some smoke, and Don Mattingley was really hoggin the plate, so I thought I'd give him a little, Whooooooo, some chin music, so I threw one real fast on the inside of the plate and he BLEW IT, so the next thing you know both dugouts run out on to the field and a real Broo Ha Ha started between the teams and I reach back to slug someone and Whoooaaaaa man I hit Mickey Mantle, so I just got the hell out of there and headed back home to the promise land, I'll see you kids later, stay raunchy
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| Guess what everyone, I'm a daddy. Today I went to the state offices and officialy adopted a mile block of the highway, mile 114 to be exact. So I had this genius idea to black out the road lines 1 and 3 and make it a two lane comfort zone, so that's on my to-do list for today. I cleaned up trash off of my street all day today, and took down one of those road signs that said Speed Limit-65 because someone slipped a 1 in front of the 6 with black spray paint. Those crazy kids with the spray paint, God love 'em. That's pretty much how my day went, I'll write back later, stay classy... | | |
| Last night, at the coffee shop, I made an artificial snow ball, and through the window I could see my friend FDR walking by, so I ran out there and threw the snow ball athis head. Well today I was at my friend FDR's (Franklin Delanor Romanowski) and it was his birthday so we were all celebrating it. When it was time to make a wish and blow out the candles, he turned and looked at me and gave me the evil eye. So, I freaked out and asked what he wished for and he said, "For you to drop dead". So I went to my friend Newman's house where it was also his birthday and asked him if I could have his birthday wish, so we made a deal that he gets to make my birthday wish for the next 49 years. But, as it turns out, he made a wish to have a supermodel as his girlfriend which undoubtedly came true. So I looked in the sky and found a shooting star and wished against FDR's wish. Then I went down to his hot dog stand in the park to tell him and it turns out he saw the same star and double wished my wish, so I bought a hot dog and through my change in the fountain to wish against his wish and we went back and forth doing this for quite a while. So, we went to the coffee shop and ordered a whole turkey so we could get the wishbone, and I said this one's for all the marbles, if I get it I don't drop dead and am immune to all drop dead wishes, and if he gets it, I drop dead, so we split and he got it so I made him one last offer. He got to throw a snowball at my face to throw off all bets. So that's pretty much how my day ended... | | |
| Well today I invited Newman over, he lives down the hall from me, and we ate some fried chicken and watched a movie on how to make exquisite dinners, that's about it, stay classy everyone... | | |
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